do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed
495,571 people whose mama taught them right
Basically I like lots of things. I don't really have preferential pronouns so just do whatever you feel like. Please don't be an assclown. Also if anyone needs things inbox me I will do my best to help. I literally do not care what/who you are, I love you all pretty much.
Will protect my babies until my last breath. I'm a sarcastic piece of shit. I'm really shit at typing properly on mobile which is what I use 99% of the time.
Oh also I'm 16, panromantic, heterosexual, wishing I lived in a world with dragons
My little brothers piss me off. Whiny piss babies the lot of them.
I like books, like most of every book. I have basically my own library.
Names are important
Can call me Cassidy/Cas/Cassi/pretty much whatever, I'm down.
irish is such a shady language because hello is “dia duit” but directly translated it means “god be with you” and when someone says hello back they say “dia is muire duit” which means “god and mary be with you” .. its like “i see your god and i raise you the holy virgin whatcha gonna do bout it bitch”
irish isnt a language…
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows was released seven years ago - July 21, 2007.
As a kid, Percy was closest to Fred and George.
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All of the incredibles represent a disorder:
Violet - anxiety
Dash - ADHD
Mr Incredible - too strong
Mother Incredible - ???
Baby - exploding child
ay ay Ron
finally someone made gifs for this
i’m gonna fucking shit myself
i can’t breathe
ok no I’m sorry but the gifset does nOT DO THE VIDEO JUSTICE HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK
person: can you give me a hand?
me: *jazz hands*
you know my name not my
Overwhelming desire to become a pigeon. Words cannot express my dire need to have beautiful grey feathers and glorious wings so that I may fly and feast upon dropped hotdogs and breadcrumbs.